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Friday, September 29, 2006

CSI: Duvall

After a record number of rainy days straight in a row, a number of bodies have been found thoroughly wet and dead. One woman was discovered by her husband, sitting and slumped over at her dining room table. A yellow sticky note was found in a puddle at her feet: “I have gone to a drier place.” Forensic tests revealed traces of sticky note adhesive on the female’s forehead. Investigators are trying to determine if the victim placed the sticky note on her own forehead or if it was placed there by someone else, someone who was trying to shift suspicion to the weather. Why didn’t the husband phone police before his wife got so wet? Tune in to this all new CSI:Duvall episode, Waterblogged, at the end of this rainy season.

Posted by cindy at February 23, 2006 12:34 AM
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Of all the pictures you could post - like say a beautiful picture of rain - you post a dead thing? The Pacific North West is obviously not good for you - you should move to Texas. (See the photo at www.jeremysewell.comcindy)
Posted by: Sharon at February 24, 2006 01:48 PM
What about April - no satirical musings?
Posted by: Kathy Deicher at April 25, 2006 01:44 PM

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